Pizza for all!

28th April, 2015.5:20pm

NaBloPoMo, Tuesday, April 28, 2015

If you could grow any food and be successful, what would it be?

jlaw pizza

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I love Pizza. Me and my siblings, especially the kids love pizza, and if I could grow it on my backyard, I would. And when I did, I will hold pizza party every month!

Wouldn’t it be cool to have a pizza garden? Or a tree filled with pizza? Imagine eating pizza without having to worry about the calories and whatever overly obsessed nutritious people say about it? If I could grow it and assure people it won’t make them fat or gain weight, I’m confident my business will boom in an instant.

No. Wait. I won’t sell it. If it’s a tree then people can just take it. Because I believe in that mango tree or whatever fruit tree that if you didn’t share it with people who want to get a taste of your tree, then the fruit will taste bitter. However, I will have one rule for people wanting to take some pizza on my tree: 1. They can’t sell it. If you got it for free then you have no right making money off of it; 2. If someone asks for a bite or a slice, they should share it. Don’t be selfish! and; 3. Don’t complain if you didn’t like the taste. Beggars can’t be choosers.

So come and have a pizza. And don’t forget to share.

KTHXBYE.

Jhack

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